552:

When will this bitch (my skin) realize that we’re both on the same team

(via thebootydiaries)

17yr:

me @ myself: why are u like this?

(via thebootydiaries)

toastbio:

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

(via thebootydiaries)

dankmemeuniversity:

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via thebootydiaries)

dankmemesreasonforliving: